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These terms and conditions govern your use of; by using, you accept these terms and conditions in full.   If you disagree with these terms and conditions or any part of these terms and conditions, you must not use

You must be a registered member of or or to use effectively.  By using you warrant and represent that you are a registered member of or or and have accepted the EULA of these sites/locations and will abide under the same restrictions and priveledges therein agreed upon. uses cookies.  By using and agreeing to these terms and conditions, you consent to and it’s assignee’s use of cookies in accordance with the terms of and it’s assignee’s associated policies. Furthermore, assures the user that cookies are only used to identify your use when being re-directed to one of our affiliates in order to process advertising commissions and not to capture your sensitive information in any way.

User’s License

Unless otherwise stated, and it’s assignee and/or its licensors own the intellectual property rights in the website and material on the website.  Subject to the license below, all these intellectual property rights are reserved.

You may view, download for caching purposes only, and print pages from the website for your own personal use, subject to the restrictions set out below and elsewhere in these terms and conditions.

Restrictions under reservations of US and international copyright (c) laws forbid your actions to include:

  • republishing material from including republication on another website;
  • sell, rent or sub-license material from the website;
  • show any material from the website in public or on your own website;
  • reproduce, duplicate, copy or exploit material on for a commercial purpose;]
  • edit or otherwise modify any material on the website; or
  • redistribute material from except for content expressly made available for redistribution. Permissions must remain with the material being redistributed with back-link to same. This verifies your re-posting to be search engine confirmable and

Where content is specifically made available for redistribution, it may only be redistributed with a backlink to’s original content. will promote articles for publication from time to time. Backlinks are highly desirable and welcome. Please only use permissive content when redistributing.

Acceptable use

You must not use in any way that causes, or may cause, damage to the website or impairment of the availability or accessibility of the website; or in any way which is unlawful, illegal, fraudulent or harmful, or in connection with any unlawful, illegal, fraudulent or harmful purpose or activity.

You must not use to copy, store, host, transmit, send, use, publish or distribute any material which consists of malicious computer software, intended for harm or not.

You must not conduct any systematic or automated data collection activities including without limitation scraping, data mining, data extraction and data harvesting on or in relation to without express written consent.

You must not use to transmit or send unsolicited commercial communications. This will be considered spamming and be subject to legal prosecution as the law allows.

Restricted access and it’s assignee reserves the right to restrict access areas of at discretion.

If and it’s assignee provides you with a user ID and password to enable you to access restricted areas of or other content or services, you must ensure that the user ID and password are kept confidential. and it’s assignee may disable your user ID and password in’s sole discretion without notice or explanation.

User content

In these terms and conditions, “your user content” means material that you submit to, for whatever purpose.

You grant to and it’s assignee(s) a worldwide, irrevocable, non-exclusive, royalty-free license to use, reproduce, adapt, publish, translate and distribute your user content in any existing or future media.  You also grant to and it’s assignee the right to sub-license these rights, and the right to bring an action for infringement of these rights.

You must not submit any user content to the website that is or has ever been the subject of any threatened or actual legal proceedings or other similar complaint. and it’s assignee(s) reserves the right to edit or remove any material submitted to, or stored on servers, or hosted or published upon

Notwithstanding rights under these terms and conditions in relation to user content, and/or it’s assignee(s) does not undertake to monitor the submission of such content to, or the publication of such content on,

No warranties is provided “as is” without any representations or warranties, express or implied. and it’s assignee makes no representations or warranties in relation to or the information and materials provided on

Without prejudice to the generality of the foregoing paragraph, and it’s assignee does not warrant that:

  • will be constantly available, or available at all; or
  • the information on is complete, true, accurate or non-misleading.

Nothing on constitutes, or is meant to constitute, advice of any kind.  Exceptions noted in the Right to Use (RTO) document detailed on the page of the same name.

Limitations of liability and it’s assignee will not be liable to you in relation to the contents of, or use of, or otherwise in connection with,

  • to the extent that the website is provided free-of-charge, for any direct or imagined loss;
  • for any indirect, special or consequential loss; or
  • for any business losses, loss of revenue, income, profits or anticipated savings, loss of contracts or business relationships, loss of reputation or goodwill, or loss or corruption of information or data.

These limitations of liability apply even if and it’s assignee has been expressly advised of the potential loss.


Nothing in disclaimer will exclude or limit any warranty implied by law that it would be unlawful to exclude or limit; and nothing in disclaimer will exclude or limit liability in respect of any:

  • death or personal injury caused by negligence;
  • fraud or fraudulent misrepresentation on the part of and it’s assignee; or
  • matter which it would be illegal or unlawful for and it’s assignee to exclude or limit, or to attempt or purport to exclude or limit, its liability.


By using, you agree that the exclusions and limitations of liability set out in disclaimer are reasonable.

If you believe is the product of a significantly deranged mind, you must not use If you believe our mascot is the actual programmer for the website, you should seek psychiatric help immediately. Guinea pigs have a substantial lack of thumbs to provide this service. Also note, the keyboard lacks the tastiness of a fresh carrot.

Other parties

You accept that, as a limited liability entity, and it’s assignee has an interest in limiting the personal liability of its officers and employees.  You agree that you will not bring any claim personally against officers, mascots or employees in respect of any losses you suffer in connection with the website. Nor will you be a part to the harmful handling of guinea pigs.

Without prejudice to the foregoing paragraph, you agree that the limitations of warranties and liability set out in disclaimer will protect officers, employees, agents, subsidiaries, successors, assigns and sub-contractors as well as and it’s assignee.

Unenforceable provisions

If any provision of disclaimer is, or is found to be, unenforceable under applicable law, that will not affect the enforceability of the other provisions of disclaimer.


You hereby indemnify and it’s assignee and undertake to keep and it’s assignee indemnified against any losses, damages, costs, liabilities and expenses incurred or suffered by and it’s assignee arising out of any breach by you of any provision of these terms and conditions, or arising out of any claim that you have breached any provision of these terms and conditions.

Breaches of these terms and conditions

Without prejudice to other rights under these terms and conditions, if you breach these terms and conditions in any way, and it’s assignee may take such action as and it’s assignee deems appropriate to deal with the breach, including suspending your access to the website, prohibiting you from accessing the website, blocking computers using your IP address from accessing the website, contacting your internet service provider to request that they block your access to the website and/or bringing court proceedings against you. Actually, we have the ability to block your IP directly.

Variation and it’s assignee may revise these terms and conditions from time-to-time.  Revised terms and conditions will apply to the use of from the date of the publication of the revised terms and conditions on  Please check this page regularly to ensure you are familiar with the current version or to see if Sparky needs more carrots.

Assignment and it’s assignee may transfer, sub-contract or otherwise deal with rights and/or obligations under these terms and conditions without notifying you or obtaining your consent.

You may not transfer, sub-contract or otherwise deal with your rights and/or obligations under these terms and conditions.


If a provision of these terms and conditions is determined by any court or other competent authority to be unlawful and/or unenforceable, the other provisions will continue in effect.  If any unlawful and/or unenforceable provision would be lawful or enforceable if part of it were deleted, that part will be deemed to be deleted, and the rest of the provision will continue in effect.

Entire agreement

These terms and conditions, together with the RTU, constitute the entire agreement between you and and it’s assignee in relation to your use of, and supersede all previous agreements in respect of your use of

Law and jurisdiction

These terms and conditions will be governed by and construed in accordance with the State of Washington, USA and any disputes relating to these terms and conditions will be subject to the [non-]exclusive jurisdiction of the courts as determined by law.

Registrations and authorizations and it’s assignee is registered with Washington State Department of Licensing as a trade name.  You can find the online version of the register at federal tax number is [Omitted]. details

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