Terms of Service
These terms and conditions govern your use of jerkybunker.com; by using jerkybunker.com, you accept these terms and conditions in full. If you disagree with these terms and conditions or any part of these terms and conditions, you must not use jerkybunker.com.
You must be a registered member of Amazon.com or Ebay.com or Alibaba.com to use jerkybunker.com effectively. By using jerkybunker.com you warrant and represent that you are a registered member of Amazon.com or Ebay.com or Alibaba.com and have accepted the EULA of these sites/locations and will abide under the same restrictions and priveledges therein agreed upon.
Unless otherwise stated, Jerkybunker.com and it’s assignee and/or its licensors own the intellectual property rights in the website and material on the website. Subject to the license below, all these intellectual property rights are reserved.
You may view, download for caching purposes only, and print pages from the website for your own personal use, subject to the restrictions set out below and elsewhere in these terms and conditions.
Restrictions under reservations of US and international copyright (c) laws forbid your actions to include:
- republishing material from jerkybunker.com including republication on another website;
- sell, rent or sub-license material from the website;
- show any material from the website in public or on your own website;
- reproduce, duplicate, copy or exploit material on jerkybunker.com for a commercial purpose;]
- edit or otherwise modify any material on the website; or
- redistribute material from jerkybunker.com except for content expressly made available for redistribution. Permissions must remain with the material being redistributed with back-link to same. This verifies your re-posting to be search engine confirmable and
Where content is specifically made available for redistribution, it may only be redistributed with a backlink to jerkybunker.com’s original content. Jerkybunker.com will promote articles for publication from time to time. Backlinks are highly desirable and welcome. Please only use permissive content when redistributing.
You must not use jerkybunker.com in any way that causes, or may cause, damage to the website or impairment of the availability or accessibility of the website; or in any way which is unlawful, illegal, fraudulent or harmful, or in connection with any unlawful, illegal, fraudulent or harmful purpose or activity.
You must not use jerkybunker.com to copy, store, host, transmit, send, use, publish or distribute any material which consists of malicious computer software, intended for harm or not.
You must not conduct any systematic or automated data collection activities including without limitation scraping, data mining, data extraction and data harvesting on or in relation to jerkybunker.com without express written consent.
You must not use jerkybunker.com to transmit or send unsolicited commercial communications. This will be considered spamming and be subject to legal prosecution as the law allows.
Jerkybunker.com and it’s assignee reserves the right to restrict access areas of jerkybunker.com at Jerkybunker.com discretion.
If Jerkybunker.com and it’s assignee provides you with a user ID and password to enable you to access restricted areas of jerkybunker.com or other content or services, you must ensure that the user ID and password are kept confidential.
Jerkybunker.com and it’s assignee may disable your user ID and password in Jerkybunker.com’s sole discretion without notice or explanation.
In these terms and conditions, “your user content” means material that you submit to jerkybunker.com, for whatever purpose.
You grant to Jerkybunker.com and it’s assignee(s) a worldwide, irrevocable, non-exclusive, royalty-free license to use, reproduce, adapt, publish, translate and distribute your user content in any existing or future media. You also grant to Jerkybunker.com and it’s assignee the right to sub-license these rights, and the right to bring an action for infringement of these rights.
You must not submit any user content to the website that is or has ever been the subject of any threatened or actual legal proceedings or other similar complaint.
Jerkybunker.com and it’s assignee(s) reserves the right to edit or remove any material submitted to jerkybunker.com, or stored on Jerkybunker.com servers, or hosted or published upon jerkybunker.com.
Notwithstanding Jerkybunker.com rights under these terms and conditions in relation to user content, Jerkybunker.com and/or it’s assignee(s) does not undertake to monitor the submission of such content to, or the publication of such content on, jerkybunker.com.
Jerkybunker.com is provided “as is” without any representations or warranties, express or implied. Jerkybunker.com and it’s assignee makes no representations or warranties in relation to jerkybunker.com or the information and materials provided on jerkybunker.com.
Without prejudice to the generality of the foregoing paragraph, Jerkybunker.com and it’s assignee does not warrant that:
- jerkybunker.com will be constantly available, or available at all; or
- the information on jerkybunker.com is complete, true, accurate or non-misleading.
Nothing on jerkybunker.com constitutes, or is meant to constitute, advice of any kind. Exceptions noted in the Right to Use (RTO) document detailed on the page of the same name.
Limitations of liability
Jerkybunker.com and it’s assignee will not be liable to you in relation to the contents of, or use of, or otherwise in connection with, jerkybunker.com:
- to the extent that the website is provided free-of-charge, for any direct or imagined loss;
- for any indirect, special or consequential loss; or
- for any business losses, loss of revenue, income, profits or anticipated savings, loss of contracts or business relationships, loss of reputation or goodwill, or loss or corruption of information or data.
These limitations of liability apply even if Jerkybunker.com and it’s assignee has been expressly advised of the potential loss.
Nothing in jerkybunker.com disclaimer will exclude or limit any warranty implied by law that it would be unlawful to exclude or limit; and nothing in jerkybunker.com disclaimer will exclude or limit Jerkybunker.com liability in respect of any:
- death or personal injury caused by Jerkybunker.com negligence;
- fraud or fraudulent misrepresentation on the part of Jerkybunker.com and it’s assignee; or
- matter which it would be illegal or unlawful for Jerkybunker.com and it’s assignee to exclude or limit, or to attempt or purport to exclude or limit, its liability.
By using jerkybunker.com, you agree that the exclusions and limitations of liability set out in jerkybunker.com disclaimer are reasonable.
If you believe jerkybunker.com is the product of a significantly deranged mind, you must not use jerkybunker.com. If you believe our mascot is the actual programmer for the website, you should seek psychiatric help immediately. Guinea pigs have a substantial lack of thumbs to provide this service. Also note, the keyboard lacks the tastiness of a fresh carrot.
You accept that, as a limited liability entity, Jerkybunker.com and it’s assignee has an interest in limiting the personal liability of its officers and employees. You agree that you will not bring any claim personally against Jerkybunker.com officers, mascots or employees in respect of any losses you suffer in connection with the website. Nor will you be a part to the harmful handling of guinea pigs.
Without prejudice to the foregoing paragraph, you agree that the limitations of warranties and liability set out in jerkybunker.com disclaimer will protect Jerkybunker.com officers, employees, agents, subsidiaries, successors, assigns and sub-contractors as well as Jerkybunker.com and it’s assignee.
If any provision of jerkybunker.com disclaimer is, or is found to be, unenforceable under applicable law, that will not affect the enforceability of the other provisions of jerkybunker.com disclaimer.
You hereby indemnify Jerkybunker.com and it’s assignee and undertake to keep Jerkybunker.com and it’s assignee indemnified against any losses, damages, costs, liabilities and expenses incurred or suffered by Jerkybunker.com and it’s assignee arising out of any breach by you of any provision of these terms and conditions, or arising out of any claim that you have breached any provision of these terms and conditions.
Breaches of these terms and conditions
Without prejudice to Jerkybunker.com other rights under these terms and conditions, if you breach these terms and conditions in any way, Jerkybunker.com and it’s assignee may take such action as Jerkybunker.com and it’s assignee deems appropriate to deal with the breach, including suspending your access to the website, prohibiting you from accessing the website, blocking computers using your IP address from accessing the website, contacting your internet service provider to request that they block your access to the website and/or bringing court proceedings against you. Actually, we have the ability to block your IP directly.
Jerkybunker.com and it’s assignee may revise these terms and conditions from time-to-time. Revised terms and conditions will apply to the use of jerkybunker.com from the date of the publication of the revised terms and conditions on jerkybunker.com. Please check this page regularly to ensure you are familiar with the current version or to see if Sparky needs more carrots.
Jerkybunker.com and it’s assignee may transfer, sub-contract or otherwise deal with Jerkybunker.com rights and/or obligations under these terms and conditions without notifying you or obtaining your consent.
You may not transfer, sub-contract or otherwise deal with your rights and/or obligations under these terms and conditions.
If a provision of these terms and conditions is determined by any court or other competent authority to be unlawful and/or unenforceable, the other provisions will continue in effect. If any unlawful and/or unenforceable provision would be lawful or enforceable if part of it were deleted, that part will be deemed to be deleted, and the rest of the provision will continue in effect.
These terms and conditions, together with the RTU, constitute the entire agreement between you and Jerkybunker.com and it’s assignee in relation to your use of jerkybunker.com, and supersede all previous agreements in respect of your use of jerkybunker.com.
Law and jurisdiction
These terms and conditions will be governed by and construed in accordance with the State of Washington, USA and any disputes relating to these terms and conditions will be subject to the [non-]exclusive jurisdiction of the courts as determined by law.
Registrations and authorizations
Jerkybunker.com and it’s assignee is registered with Washington State Department of Licensing as a trade name. You can find the online version of the register at dol.wa.gov.
Jerkybunker.com federal tax number is [Omitted].
You can contact Jerkybunker.com by email to firstname.lastname@example.org
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